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    President Ronald Reagan has mysteriously vanished following his decision to shutter the space program following the Challenger disaster. First lady Nancy Reagan has ordered that the space program be relaunched as part of the search and rescue effort for the President. The crew of the Challenger II is assembled to find the President, but what will they encounter? Will they find the President, or just goof off in space? And maybe, is there something more sinister that awaits them up past the air?

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This Just In 02:38
From WEGM Washington Here's Hillary Kenkel Alan Android Weather with John Miller And Mason Shelby with sports This is Metro News And now your anchor Hillary Kenkel (Hillary Kenkel) "Good evening Washington, I'm Hillary Kenkel. A nation still recovering from the Challenger disaster is hit with new tragedy just three days later. President Reagan disappeared from his residence at the White House late this morning. He was last seen by First Lady Nancy Reagan at 11:38 AM when he reportedly left the First Lady to wash his hands before lunch. WEGM robot reporter Alan Android is on the scene at the White House to report on the investigation. Alan?" (Alan Android) "Thank you, Hillary. Hours into the investigation of the disappearance of President Reagan, Secret Service investigators remain baffled by the president’s disappearance. The incident was reported by Mrs. Reagan just after noon Eastern time, as the president failed to appear for lunch with the First Lady, a meal he is known never to miss. Investigators were on the scene within minutes and have been working to determine a cause. In this most unusual case, they have found no evidence to indicate forced entry, nor a point of exit, NOR anything to suggest foul play, or that the president himself left of his own accord. \During an official statement this evening, a Secret Service spokesman told reporters that until an official cause is determined, he would not comment on whether there was any connection to the Challenger tragedy. However an anonymous NASA source has informed me that the First Lady has ordered that the space program be relaunched as part of the search and rescue effort for the President. This about-face comes just days after the unprecedented move the President made of cancelling the space program following the Challenger explosion."
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Disappear in blue Said that they'll find you But deep down I know That you won't come home We're still playing In my bad dream It hurts to see You leaving me
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Nancy Reagan 02:23
Nancy Reagan sat on Mr. T's lap She took a crap The crap from her butt, went into his dick His dick had shit When he went to the bathroom he peed out shit Shit from his dick Shit that came from Nancy Reagan's butt We thank you much In 1963/1953 Nancy Reagan met a guy Named Mr. T She said "Hey man, I'd like to sit on your lap. I've got the clap. The clap comes out when I crap. If I crap in your lap you'll get the clap." Mr. T said "Please crap on my dick. And I'll pee out shit."
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Astrovan 01:05
We'll take the Astro We'll take the Astrovan Don't be an asshole Just take the Astrovan
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Relaunch 02:33
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Space Phone 02:46
Space Phone Don't phone home It calls just you Open the hatch To dump our pee and poo Old rotary and the place to be 18 days and 17 nights Call my space phone So I won't be alone You float outside Wave to me Love you 16 bucks per minute Worth it too The receiver Shortens the distance between us So ring my phone It costs them Big space money But I won't float alone
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Shuttle dance night Safely in flight Time to survive We'll never die My favorite place in the Universe Is floating next to you when we work Mission control sent us a surprise It's Lionel Richie waving hi He'll be the one To sing our shuttle song It's "All Night Long" It stays when we're all gone The news from home The riots still go on For Cabbage Patch dolls Let's dance our troubles gone
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You saw us all on the TV At gatherings Around the moon Goes Challenger II And what'd you see They say "There they go, and here we go, inside their show. And once again, the story ends. the flowers grow." If they could see Could only see in my heart They'd let us go back And do it from the start It's time to go If they could see Could only see in my heart
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Somewhere inside the air Lives a ghoul It rips our planet bare From their view It feeds on those who dare Has a frosty stare The Air Demon don't care About you
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Now do you believe In catastrophe Happens suddenly You might never see Now do you believe The possibility The life that you cling Vaporizing Meet me on the outside Now do you believe In disharmony In bad endings Nobody's coming Now do you believe In the demon Do you believe
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Has your brother gotten used to the demon?
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I was a baby when you were a kid Don't get me wrong, I like what we did You swam to me, now I'll swim to you Breathe for each other, cause that's what we do Great swim So we'll be as one Great swim And we'll tell everyone Let the cold water aboard Let the cold water aboard I'll always find you In this deep ocean blue Let the cold water aboard Let the cold water aboard And I'll live for you Just cause you asked me too
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We Land 02:44
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Two Mummies 01:24
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They Made It 02:19
They made it Those guys totally lived They'll go back to Cape Canaveral And they'll see their kids Because they made it up The seven of 'em And they'll all go back to Florida When their work is done They'll go home And we make a happy ending When we can't let go I know you want me To just say so They made it Yeah they totally did They'll be dancing round the Moon When they land that shit Because they made it up Go tell someone That they're weaving round the planets In the Milky one I am the Spaceman I know you're watching So just look up "Dear Nancy Reagan I am writing from the space shuttle We are safe We are the Spaceman How's Mr. Gorbachev doing? I hope you destroy the missiles We miss you We miss America But we'll be home soon You can see everything from up here." Just let go
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The End 02:22

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President Ronald Reagan has mysteriously vanished following his decision to shutter the space program following the Challenger disaster. First lady Nancy Reagan has ordered that the space program be relaunched as part of the search and rescue effort for the President. The crew of the Challenger II is assembled to find the President, but what will they encounter? Will they find the President, or just goof off in space? And maybe, is there something more sinister that awaits them up past the air?

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The Electric Grandmother is the story of a couple and their lives, come together to make humorous, surreal, post-modern music and imagery. Inventors of the genre "Sitcom-Core." Purveyors of love and vulgarity. Washington DC is their home.

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