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The Next Day

by The Electric Grandmother

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thejoemoore I could get lost in the maze of sound pallets from song to song. The album kind of unfurls and rolls out like a series of tiny operas, each song a universe unto itself with its own physics, textures, character and gravity. It's a trip and when you think you've ventured further than you thought possible, whammo, Eddie Winslow is on the moon. The most fun band having the most fun, as it should be. Favorite track: Cocktails and Dreams.
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Mason Scan A thrilling tour de force of all the different things these guys are so good at - weirdo electro pop, bratty punk, and lush experimental synthscapes. Tom Cruise rules Favorite track: Cocktails and Dreams.
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1.
Rewind 03:58
Earth, anyway Here in 1988 It's too late Turn off, rewind Let's look behind Time to embrace the past At last Deep down inside You want to live in your mind Take my advice You'll like If you had told We'd get old I'd want to know Where to find To rewind Or pause at least
2.
We want you to know That you're in the show The band is you Tonight You're in the show Come on and dance with us And you just may fall in love Tonight
3.
Mr. Ha Ha 02:16
Mr. Ha Ha, tell me, what do we do? Let's touch your ha ha dog tonight Mr. Ha Ha, what do we have to lose? Let's make it right Tonight Poo and pee and watch TV That's the Mr. Ha Ha song They'll pay attention to you, Mr. Ha Ha Then they'll sing along When they're around I'll drink the beers of a clown My underwear Come up here and pull it down Sex! Now that we have your attention Let me tell you about our intention Sex! Now that we have your attention Steve Urkel has a brand new invention Sex! Now that we have your attention Zack Morris got sent to detention Things that rhyme with Tyrannosaurus Rex Come on everybody, make the Barbies have sex Make the Barbies have sex Take their clothes off and then Press together my friend Make the Barbies have sex
4.
Peacock you're destined or great things Write those nonsensical ramblings So mad that you could scream Balls of sunshine in your dreams You're the champion You're number one I like your hard body Frying in the Sun Dot Dot, what a girl I got Found the list that she forgot Share the stage with Dirty Dicky Hertz Took on the world in tiny spurts (Rico Suave) Sex on the Beach Schnapps made of peach Velvet Hammer Alabama Slammer I should have drawn more pictures Of little long-haired stick figures Gone to the party, I'll say it thrice Thinking "Miami Would Have Been Nice" Miami, Miami Would have been nice They got Hawaiian Punch And it's filled with ice Shine comes from the finish line (Dance to your dreams)
5.
Blood Turkey 03:12
THE BUS DRIVER'S DEAD There's a lot of people out there who really want to help All they get is extra time to kill themselves Ernie bus driver drove us all around He yelled at us if we made one sound Took us all to school and we took his shit Wore a dirty jacket and he chewed toothpicks One too many trips and it broke his brain He disappeared and he went insane Took a shotgun put it to his head Pulled the trigger and it made him dead Woke up some years later and decide he had to end it all Shot himself a hole that was no bigger than a basketball I can guarantee that this guy never really wanted help They probably would have told anyway to just "go fuck yourself" I HATE CHURCH Reverend is fucking jerk I hate church, I hate church Getting dressed is so much work I hate church, I hate church Waking up on Sunday morn I hate church, I hate church Wish Jesus was never born I hate church, I hate church Fuck vacation bible school I hate church, I hate church My summer was not that cool I hate church, I hate church Seats in church they hurt my ass I hate church, I hate church Like to douse the place with gas I hate church, I hate church I hate church you motherfuckers, fuck you Set the hymnal books on fire in the front pew Why not join the army if you want to follow such rules Try to tell me something but I see it right through GROSS DINNER Eating lima beans and beets Give me something good to eat Cheeseburgers and French fries please McDonald's, Burger King, Arby's Dinner's gross Gross dinner THE PRINCIPAL SUCKS I get nothing when I sit in class Everyone here can kiss my ass How many years can I take their shit They want me to get used it I refuse, they say I'm stuck I hate school and the principal sucks They make sick, it's plain to see This whole place is my enemy Walk the halls, set it on fire Everyone's phony and they're made with wires Bust through the doors, try to get away They have to call the cops to get me to stay BLOOD TURKEY Blood Turkey It's the name of the band Blood Turkey Cause you don't understand Blood Turkey We'll make you human pudding Blood Turkey The government is doing Blood Turkey We'll make you fall in line Blood Turkey And your parents blind Blood Turkey And you go insane Blood Turkey It's always the same It's Blood It's Turkey It's Blood It's Turkey Blood Turkey Fuck You
6.
He Made It 02:19
Eddie waited until he finished high school To buy a van and drive to the moon Going into space was always his thing The principal said he was a ding-a-ling Parked on the rock and saw right away Fifty moon friends who were ready to play Told them of food and a magical place where He waits tables and stuffs his face there He waits tables and stuffs his face where He went solo and the group they wait there To this day you can hear him say Beano's food is hot-hot You'll eat it a lot-lot Ron Reagan got shot-shot He thought he made it once on the moon Told all his friends he'd be going soon Drove his fan into a crater The principal said he was a masturbator Back he went down to the Earth Back to the Beano's on his turf Now sleeping in the van at the restaurant Can't get deodorant that he doesn't want
7.
8.
I Signed 01:35
I looked down at the paper What did I see My signature staring back at me I signed Baby, I signed I put the pencil to the paper And the devil came right on time I looked up at the devil Said "What did I do?" He said "You never did what your momma told ya to" I signed Baby, I signed I put the pencil to the paper And the devil came right on time Hey Mr. Devil Gimme my man I know he signed the paper But I don't understand How you could take A boy so fine Was gonna make him mine Tim isn't done with his morning work A-chicka-say-acha-etchee-dirk No man acha-etchee-dan Little did I know there was a party goin' on So now I'm sitting Living in hell All the angels told me That I never did ya well I signed Baby, I signed And you know I love ya honey But the devil is a friend of mine
9.
Back Up 01:17
I am trying to decide If Paula falls again Mike Tyson seems all right In a training bra I believe, yeah I can see, yeah Why do I feel inside Like I'm supposed to fight Rodent overbite Confused with your mama
10.
Field of Dreams Do you know what I mean? Bodyguard They all stared Kevin Costner Lick my ass Cause it's made out of grass Pass gas in the name of Kevin Costner It was really neat Postman And you know that he can Sizzle Beach Should have won all of the Oscars Frank Farmer Was a knife throwing man Eat a pie, take a dump on Kevin Costner
11.
Rain Man 02:30
Rain Man I wanna hold your hand, man My girl She love you, man Rain Man Help me, man
12.
Jordan you've got to believe I'm wearing my heart on a sleeve They don't much of the unit we are I went and I talked to your dad But he just made me feel bad He doesn't know that I'll be a star Coughlin had no more to give So he just died how he lived Drawing a picture of the Cocktails and Dreams bar So we're going to fight for the win We're gonna dance on the wind We're going to open up the Cocktails and Dreams bar Jordan I'll take The special tonight
13.
Tom Cruise's body must be preserved Here in the church where you're a jerk (Backwards prayer) What monster did that
14.
Days of Thunder And nights of darkness Digging deep Is a Risky Business When you're done You can take a look around See a crime seen where You got no witness Recall the time we traveled to The Zone No acclaim when we left you there alone Laid it out, and we felt indifferent But you got a laugh When we saw you on the car phone Steve Urkel is a really funny guy but it But it makes no sense When you punch him in the eye for it Maybe we're headed back to the known It's our beat gonna drop back down on it So here's nothing and the most important thing There once was an ugly duckling So just chill until every episode And let Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets sing And it that episode Sam on Different strokes They took him from the store They'll kill his family more Drummond went on the news He offered money too They saved him in the end Because he was his friend

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released April 8, 2023

The Electric Grandmother is Pete Faust and Mary Alice Hamnett

All songs written by Faust, except “Miami Would Have Been Nice” and “He Made It” written by Faust/Hamnett

Recorded between June 2020 - February 2023
Mixed by Pete Faust
Mastered by TJ Lipple
Original album art by Noah Sorah
Updated album art by Mary Alice Hamnett
Sleeve photo by Christine Lilyea
Special thanks to our music videographers, Dylan Mars Greenberg, Mason Shelby, and Fred Yi

“I am so curious about Electric Grandmother.” - Leanna Creel

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The Electric Grandmother is the story of a couple and their lives, come together to make humorous, surreal, post-modern music and imagery. Inventors of the genre "Sitcom-Core." Purveyors of love and vulgarity. Washington DC is their home.

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