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Nancy Reagan sat on Mr. T's lap
She took a crap
The crap from her butt, went into his dick
His dick had shit
When he went to the bathroom he peed out shit
Shit from his dick
Shit that came from Nancy Reagan's butt
We thank you much

In 1963/1953 Nancy Reagan met a guy
Named Mr. T
She said "Hey man, I'd like to sit on your lap.
I've got the clap. The clap comes out when I crap.
If I crap in your lap you'll get the clap."
Mr. T said "Please crap on my dick.
And I'll pee out shit."


from Nancy Reagan Maxi​-​Single for 2020, released April 13, 2020


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The Electric Grandmother is the story of a couple and their lives, come together to make humorous, surreal, post-modern music and imagery. Inventors of the genre "Sitcom-Core." Purveyors of love and vulgarity. Washington DC is their home.


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