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Eddie waited until he finished high school
To buy a van and drive to the moon
Going into space was always his thing
The principal said he was a ding-a-ling

Parked on the rock and saw right away
Fifty moon friends who were ready to play
Told them of food and a magical place where
He waits tables and stuffs his face there

He waits tables and stuffs his face where
He went solo and the group they wait there
To this day you can hear him say

Beano's food is hot-hot
You'll eat it a lot-lot
Ron Reagan got shot-shot

He thought he made it once on the moon
Told all his friends he'd be going soon
Drove his fan into a crater
The principal said he was a masturbator

Back he went down to the Earth
Back to the Beano's on his turf
Now sleeping in the van at the restaurant
Can't get deodorant that he doesn't want

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from The Next Day, released April 8, 2023

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The Electric Grandmother Washington, D.C.

The Electric Grandmother is the story of a couple and their lives, come together to make humorous, surreal, post-modern music and imagery. Inventors of the genre "Sitcom-Core." Purveyors of love and vulgarity. Washington DC is their home.

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