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Rewind
03:58
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Earth, anyway
Here in 1988
It's too late
Turn off, rewind
Let's look behind
Time to embrace the past
At last
Deep down inside
You want to live in your mind
Take my advice
You'll like
If you had told
We'd get old
I'd want to know
Where to find
To rewind
Or pause at least
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2. |
You're in the Show
02:13
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We want you to know
That you're in the show
The band is you
Tonight
You're in the show
Come on and dance with us
And you just may fall in love
Tonight
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3. |
Mr. Ha Ha
02:16
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Mr. Ha Ha, tell me, what do we do?
Let's touch your ha ha dog tonight
Mr. Ha Ha, what do we have to lose?
Let's make it right
Tonight
Poo and pee and watch TV
That's the Mr. Ha Ha song
They'll pay attention to you, Mr. Ha Ha
Then they'll sing along
When they're around
I'll drink the beers of a clown
My underwear
Come up here and pull it down
Sex!
Now that we have your attention
Let me tell you about our intention
Sex!
Now that we have your attention
Steve Urkel has a brand new invention
Sex!
Now that we have your attention
Zack Morris got sent to detention
Things that rhyme with Tyrannosaurus Rex
Come on everybody, make the Barbies have sex
Make the Barbies have sex
Take their clothes off and then
Press together my friend
Make the Barbies have sex
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Peacock you're destined or great things
Write those nonsensical ramblings
So mad that you could scream
Balls of sunshine in your dreams
You're the champion
You're number one
I like your hard body
Frying in the Sun
Dot Dot, what a girl I got
Found the list that she forgot
Share the stage with Dirty Dicky Hertz
Took on the world in tiny spurts
(Rico Suave)
Sex on the Beach
Schnapps made of peach
Velvet Hammer
Alabama Slammer
I should have drawn more pictures
Of little long-haired stick figures
Gone to the party, I'll say it thrice
Thinking "Miami Would Have Been Nice"
Miami, Miami
Would have been nice
They got Hawaiian Punch
And it's filled with ice
Shine comes from the finish line
(Dance to your dreams)
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Blood Turkey
03:12
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THE BUS DRIVER'S DEAD
There's a lot of people out there who really want to help
All they get is extra time to kill themselves
Ernie bus driver drove us all around
He yelled at us if we made one sound
Took us all to school and we took his shit
Wore a dirty jacket and he chewed toothpicks
One too many trips and it broke his brain
He disappeared and he went insane
Took a shotgun put it to his head
Pulled the trigger and it made him dead
Woke up some years later and decide he had to end it all
Shot himself a hole that was no bigger than a basketball
I can guarantee that this guy never really wanted help
They probably would have told anyway to just "go fuck yourself"
I HATE CHURCH
Reverend is fucking jerk
I hate church, I hate church
Getting dressed is so much work
I hate church, I hate church
Waking up on Sunday morn
I hate church, I hate church
Wish Jesus was never born
I hate church, I hate church
Fuck vacation bible school
I hate church, I hate church
My summer was not that cool
I hate church, I hate church
Seats in church they hurt my ass
I hate church, I hate church
Like to douse the place with gas
I hate church, I hate church
I hate church you motherfuckers, fuck you
Set the hymnal books on fire in the front pew
Why not join the army if you want to follow such rules
Try to tell me something but I see it right through
GROSS DINNER
Eating lima beans and beets
Give me something good to eat
Cheeseburgers and French fries please
McDonald's, Burger King, Arby's
Dinner's gross
Gross dinner
THE PRINCIPAL SUCKS
I get nothing when I sit in class
Everyone here can kiss my ass
How many years can I take their shit
They want me to get used it
I refuse, they say I'm stuck
I hate school and the principal sucks
They make sick, it's plain to see
This whole place is my enemy
Walk the halls, set it on fire
Everyone's phony and they're made with wires
Bust through the doors, try to get away
They have to call the cops to get me to stay
BLOOD TURKEY
Blood Turkey
It's the name of the band
Blood Turkey
Cause you don't understand
Blood Turkey
We'll make you human pudding
Blood Turkey
The government is doing
Blood Turkey
We'll make you fall in line
Blood Turkey
And your parents blind
Blood Turkey
And you go insane
Blood Turkey
It's always the same
It's Blood
It's Turkey
It's Blood
It's Turkey
Blood Turkey
Fuck You
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6. |
He Made It
02:19
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Eddie waited until he finished high school
To buy a van and drive to the moon
Going into space was always his thing
The principal said he was a ding-a-ling
Parked on the rock and saw right away
Fifty moon friends who were ready to play
Told them of food and a magical place where
He waits tables and stuffs his face there
He waits tables and stuffs his face where
He went solo and the group they wait there
To this day you can hear him say
Beano's food is hot-hot
You'll eat it a lot-lot
Ron Reagan got shot-shot
He thought he made it once on the moon
Told all his friends he'd be going soon
Drove his fan into a crater
The principal said he was a masturbator
Back he went down to the Earth
Back to the Beano's on his turf
Now sleeping in the van at the restaurant
Can't get deodorant that he doesn't want
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7. |
Kelly's Lament
00:52
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8. |
I Signed
01:35
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I looked down at the paper
What did I see
My signature staring back at me
I signed
Baby, I signed
I put the pencil to the paper
And the devil came right on time
I looked up at the devil
Said "What did I do?"
He said "You never did what your momma told ya to"
I signed
Baby, I signed
I put the pencil to the paper
And the devil came right on time
Hey Mr. Devil
Gimme my man
I know he signed the paper
But I don't understand
How you could take
A boy so fine
Was gonna make him mine
Tim isn't done with his morning work
A-chicka-say-acha-etchee-dirk
No man acha-etchee-dan
Little did I know there was a party goin' on
So now I'm sitting
Living in hell
All the angels told me
That I never did ya well
I signed
Baby, I signed
And you know I love ya honey
But the devil is a friend of mine
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9. |
Back Up
01:17
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I am trying to decide
If Paula falls again
Mike Tyson seems all right
In a training bra
I believe, yeah
I can see, yeah
Why do I feel inside
Like I'm supposed to fight
Rodent overbite
Confused with your mama
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Field of Dreams
Do you know what I mean?
Bodyguard
They all stared Kevin Costner
Lick my ass
Cause it's made out of grass
Pass gas in the name of Kevin Costner
It was really neat
Postman
And you know that he can
Sizzle Beach
Should have won all of the Oscars
Frank Farmer
Was a knife throwing man
Eat a pie, take a dump on Kevin Costner
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11. |
Rain Man
02:30
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Rain Man
I wanna hold your hand, man
My girl
She love you, man
Rain Man
Help me, man
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12. |
Cocktails and Dreams
02:58
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Jordan you've got to believe
I'm wearing my heart on a sleeve
They don't much of the unit we are
I went and I talked to your dad
But he just made me feel bad
He doesn't know that I'll be a star
Coughlin had no more to give
So he just died how he lived
Drawing a picture of the Cocktails and Dreams bar
So we're going to fight for the win
We're gonna dance on the wind
We're going to open up the Cocktails and Dreams bar
Jordan I'll take
The special tonight
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Tom Cruise's body must be preserved
Here in the church where you're a jerk
(Backwards prayer)
What monster did that
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14. |
Every Episode
03:04
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Days of Thunder
And nights of darkness
Digging deep
Is a Risky Business
When you're done
You can take a look around
See a crime seen where
You got no witness
Recall the time we traveled to The Zone
No acclaim when we left you there alone
Laid it out, and we felt indifferent
But you got a laugh
When we saw you on the car phone
Steve Urkel is a really funny guy but it
But it makes no sense
When you punch him in the eye for it
Maybe we're headed back to the known
It's our beat gonna drop back down on it
So here's nothing and the most important thing
There once was an ugly duckling
So just chill until every episode
And let Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets sing
And it that episode
Sam on Different strokes
They took him from the store
They'll kill his family more
Drummond went on the news
He offered money too
They saved him in the end
Because he was his friend
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The Electric Grandmother is the story of a couple and their lives, come together to make humorous, surreal, post-modern music and imagery. Inventors of the genre "Sitcom-Core." Purveyors of love and vulgarity. Washington DC is their home.
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